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31 October 2009 @ 12:07 pm

Tittle: Tricky (A belated bday fic for Min chan~)

Genre:  crack, romance

Beta:  thanks to my 2nd beta [info]pilipinagrl

Disclaimer: if only they’re mine *sigh* sadly not huhu~
Summary:  Ueda is having an arranged date, and he’s seeking for help
Rating: PG-13 for kissing





“Hello?” a raspy voice came out, answering the phone in a very early morning.


“Tatsuya? It’s me! Oh my God, you won’t believe it when I say, hey, hello?? Tatsuya??” a female answered back, in a very excited tone.




“TATSUYA!” the female voice yelled out in frustration.


That totally made Ueda opened up his eyes, gripping the phone tighter. “Hai, hai, who is it?”


“It’s me, your great oneesan.” She replied sternly. “Look, I don’t have much time, there’s a flight to catch. Listen carefully, tonight, do spare me some time, I would like to introduce you to someone. You said to me last time about wanting a girlfriend right? Well, I think I found one for you.”


“WHAT? But neechan-” Ueda tried to protest, but his sister cut his words.


“No buts! You have been single for gawd know how long! Stop being persistent, just meet her once! You’ll like her immediately; she’s petite, sweet and has a nice attitude.”




“If you are trying to ask me ‘Is she beautiful?’ or ‘Does she have a nice body’ then I will say, yes, she’s damn gorgeous, and her body is ‘delicious’, so should I say more? Even you know how high my judgment on girls are, right? So this one passed my level of expectation. Have anymore questions?” Her sister chirped out excitedly over the phone.


“But I’m too busy to date a girl right now! It’s tiring to go for a da-”


“Tatsuya, this is your chance! Stop being so selfish, you are 26 already! Just make sure that you are free tonight.” She hissed impatiently.




Ueda raked his hair furiously. He couldn’t believe it. His sister tried to be a match maker for him. He knew that she was doing it for his sake, but somehow, deep down, he knew how busy he was right now. His schedule was so packed that he had no time to rest, commuting from one place to another, be it CTKT or photo shoots. Having a girl is like adding another pet. They want attention, and he needs to spend more time with her. If he is busy, she might think that he is having an affair, and he had to admit, he is bad at expressing his feelings. This is hard, he thought.


Tiredly, he looked at the clock by the table. It is only 5.30 am damnit! He forced his legs to move and quickly go to the toilet and washing his face, after. He planned to take a long jog before going to work, to calm his heart a little.




Today, Ueda tried to wear his best jeans (which he had to admit that it did suit him perfectly, sticking to his butt and showing his long legs XD) and some simple white shirt with an indigo jumper. After fixing his hair, he walked out of the house and went to work by his car.


Arriving at the Jimusho, his head starting to simulate few scenes on how he should act in front of the girl. Should he act like a gentleman so that she’ll be falling for him, or act like a stupid bastard so that she’ll back off immediately? He wanted to have a girlfriend, really, he wants one, but thinking about maintaining a relationship made his head almost burst.


“Ouch!” his head met with a hard surface, or rather someone else’s head.


“That is suppose to be my line, donkey. What are you doing? Suddenly you woke up and your eyes are on your knees??” Ryo hissed in pain, while rubbing his head. Then he sniffed something nice. He walked closer, and pulled Ueda nearer.


“Damn, you smell so nice today, maybe I should forgive you??” Ryo smirked at him, making Ueda blush. Ueda could not say a word after that, and kept on walking. Stupid bastard, teasing me like a girl! He cursed him rapidly in his heart.


“Ja donkey~” Ryo playfully said, walking away in the direction of K8's dressing room.




Ueda opened his dressing room harshly, face still red from the event. He put his bag on the table, and sat next to Kame. “Kameeee~” he wailed out.


“Ohayou to you too, Tatchan. Stop acting like a kid, its way too early in the morning, and I have had enough of kids, so don’t make my blood boil this early.” Kame said in a breath, without looking at his face. He was reading his new magazine, flicking through it without interest.


“Kameee~ you have to help me. Please??” Ueda whispered to his ears, not wanting others to hear anything.


Kame sighed as he saw the expression on Ueda’s face. Slowly he put down the magazine and said, “Ok spill it, I’m listening.”


So he explained everything about his sister and her ‘arrangement’ for tonight. Kame didn’t say anything, and waited until Ueda finished.


“So? What do you want me to do?” Kame uttered, still not getting on what Ueda wanted from him.


“Just that, I still don’t know if I want to go on with her plan or not.” Ueda replied slowly, he had to admit that he is indeed confused.


“I think you should go for it.” Kame stated firmly, “Why don’t you just try and go for it?”


“But Kame, I don’t know what to do tonight. Like, do I need to act like a gentleman or something, or be more manly, oh my God, do I need a hair cut?” he frantically touch his hair, examining the length on the mirror.


“No, you don’t need to do anything; all you need to do is….” Kame explained, but he can feel like smirking right now, acting all smug in his head. Indeed Kamenashi Kazuya is planning something dangerous.




Ueda was exhausted from the overload of work that KATTUN had to do till now. They had 2 hours of meeting, brainstorming about the outdoor places that they need to go for their show. And after that, his manager informed him that he needs to write at least 3 more songs, is he kidding or what?? He solemnly walked to the vending machine to buy a cup of coffee. At time like this, he really needs at least some sort of an adrenaline rush. Quickly gulping his drink, he was indeed thirsty.


Then he saw someone, or rather, his target, Nishikido Ryo. He remembered what Kame had told him this morning.


“Remember, all you have to do is act cute and sweet in front of her,” Kame explained to him seriously. “Be affectionate, like when you are talking to her, touch her hand gently, and express each word like you really meant it. Smile always and you can see that she falls for you in a second if you do that.”


Ueda blinked few times, trying to digest the words. “But Kame, I’ve never done it before. Ah, should we practice??”


“That would be disgusting Tatchan. No thanks, I don’t want Jin to think that we are flirting with each other.” Kame said quickly, and then he brightened up, “Why don’t you try it on Nishikido? He doesn’t like you, but you can try and see if you manage to do it? Just don’t tell him, but do all the gestures, ok??”


Listening to Kames’ advice, it did make some sense though, he thought. Taking a deep breathe, he walked to the said man. “Nishikido~” he chirped too happily to him.


“Fishlips, what do you want?” Ryo replied, feeling weird that the other just started a conversation with him.


Smiling too bright to him, Ueda replied, “Nothing, just feeling like talking to you. Ne, what were you doing till now?” he walked closer to Ryo, batting his eyelashes to him.


Whoa~ he’s acting all cute right now, WHAT THE HECK?! Did he learn it from Tegoshi? And damn, he smells so nice too! Trying to resist the temptation, Ryo acted like it didn’t affect him at all. “Dance routine, like usual. You?”


“Meeting, and then I wrote some songs.” Ueda replied, and then he realized how tired Ryo looked. Gently, he touched his arm, and pulled him closer. “You know, you look so tired, are you having enough rest?” Ueda touched his cheeks with both hands, making Ryo flinched with his sudden act. Ueda then slowly touched his eye bags, massaging it, and trailing to his scalp, as if trying to ease his tiredness.


Ryo meanwhile was drowned in those small gestures. At first it surprised him, he could feel that his heart almost jump out of his body when Ueda touched his arm. Oh how he shuddered when Ueda then put his hands on his cheeks, and those soft hands massaging his head. He wanted those fingers to become his, right now.


“You know, my limit is wearing thin.” Ryo moaned out in satisfaction, eyes still closed.


“Hm?” Ueda replied in confusion. He too, felt nice, in close proximity with his arc enemy.


Harshly, Ryo yanked him in his arms and kissed him on his lips. He couldn’t stop himself from doing it. It’s like the lamb giving itself willingly to the wolf. He could feel Ueda tensing in his arms, so he licked those luscious lips, and he kissed him harder, pulling him closer. He felt how warm Ueda’s body was and he was melting in this. He can feel Ueda starting to respond to his advances, and hugged him back.






This brought them back to reality. Ueda almost jumped when he heard those voices, but thanks to Ryo’s strong arms lingering on his body, he couldn’t budge at all. They both stopped when they felt like their lungs were burning, out of oxygen.      


“I-I have to go.” Ueda managed to let out, still breathing hard.


Damn, when did he start looking this sexy! Ryo cursed whoever was calling his hime just now. Slowly, he released him, but before that he managed to, he gave a chaste kiss, which made Ueda blush profusely, his face a pretty shade of crimson with that little gesture.


“See you later then,” Ryo whispered in his ears. Ueda could merely nod, not looking at Ryo, as he felt so embarrassed with his act just now.


Quickly he went to the people who were still looking after him, and glared at them “Jin, Junno, can’t you please call me normally, not yelling on top of your lungs like that? It was embarrassing!”


“But Uepi~ this is urgent! The manager called us just now; we have a photo shoot in half an hour at a studio. They messed up our schedule for today. If we don’t hurry up, we are going to be late,” Junno said hurriedly, he was worried of getting scolded by the photographer.


Sighing inwardly he walked out of the Jimusho, and sat in a van to proceed to the said place. Inside, he thought back the earlier event. Slowly, he touched his lips, it still tingled, and was still warm. This brought a smile on his face.


“Something good happened?” Kame poked his cheek, raising an eyebrow.


“Yes, and I think I’m going to be alright tonight.”


“Good for you then,” Kame said nonchalantly, although he couldn’t understand what Ueda was trying to imply.




“Otsukare!” the photographer said at last, when he was satisfied with their last pose. Smiling tiredly, they walked to the changing room to change into their normal clothes. Ueda quickly grabbed his bag, and checked his cell, there were 4 missed calls, and all of them were from his sister. Yabaii I’m late!


Without wasting time, he ran out to find a cab and tried to prepare himself to see the girl. He was quite nervous, but when he thought of the events with Ryo, he felt like he could make it for tonight.


As he walked to the restaurant, he looked at the glass door. Straightening his clothes, he tried to practice his smile. Yosh! Tatsuya, you can make it!


Taking a deep breathe, he walked into the posh restaurant. He knew too well that his neechan likes this kind of place. As for him, he liked simpler places, where he can just be himself. He tried to look around, and he saw her, waving frantically to him.


Bowing apologetically to both of them, he sat down. “Sorry, I just finished my photo shoot.”


She glared at him, and then, sweetly, she said, “Myra, this is my brother, Tatsuya.”


Ueda looked at her. Like his sister said, she is indeed pretty. Her hair is brunette and her face is lovely, just my taste.


His sister was signaling him to speak, and this only made him nervous, and accidentally, his hand bumped with the glass in front of him, wetting the table and her dress.


“I-I’m sorry! I didn’t meant it, it was an accident!” he stuttered, while trying to wipe the water. He was sweating already, his hands were cold. I’m too nervous! How am I going to talk to her?


“Tatsuya…” his sister face palmed herself.


“It’s ok, it’s just water. We’ll call the waiter.” She smiled sweetly at him, trying to ease down the atmosphere.


Ueda sighed in frustration. What is going on? I practiced it on Nishikido and it worked, he thought miserably. He looked up, and he saw the girl was smiling at him. She asked a few things about his work and Ueda tried to look confident, but deep down, he knew he couldn’t make it like he wanted. He was about to go to the toilet to freshen up, when he heard knocks on the glass. It was him, Nishikido Ryo!


Blinking rapidly, he tried to understand what on earth is going on. Stomping to his table, Ryo glared at him furiously. “I thought I said to wait for me?”


“Huh?” Ueda looked at him dumbly, not understanding his question.


Not satisfied, Ryo sat next to him, and asked, “Who are these people?”


“Erm…my sister, and Myra, her friend.”


“So you are having a dinner date with your sister and her friend? That is so not great, Ueda kun~” Ryo looked at him, trying to convey the message, you kissed me, and even seduced me earlier, and now you are having a dinner date with your sister’s friend??


Gulping down saliva, Ueda tried to find an answer, but failed. This only made Ryo angrier.


“Excuse me, but can I have him already? He promised me a date tonight,” Ryo stated firmly, not breaking any eye contact with Ueda’s sister.


“WHAT?? Tatsuya, EXPLAIN!” she yelled out, feeling so shocked hearing those words.


“Neechan, shh! We are outside!”


“Are you trying to embarrass me or something? Or giving me a heart attack? Because if it is-”


“Karin, I think its ok. We should try to understand his situation.” Myra spoke out, trying to calm both side. Then she smiled to both of them, “Nishikido kun, its ok, you can have him. Have a great date ne!” she winked to him, signaling him to go.


Smiling widely, he bowed to both of them, and grabbed Ueda to follow him.


Walking happily to his car, he opened the passenger door for him.


“Okay, let me try to understand the situation here. Are you trying to imply to my sister that we are a couple?” Ueda asked him, feeling uneasy when they are alone.


“Yep, and are you not satisfied? You should be grateful that this sexy person wants you,” he said with smug smile on his face.


“You know, my sister might murder me later. And we,” he pointed to both of them, “are not a couple.”


“Not yet, but we will be.” Ryo smirked, and pulled him closer to kiss his lips.





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Current Mood: depresseddepressed
Eriarashifan27 on October 31st, 2009 05:01 am (UTC)
yep! they will be~~ ;)
allboutp: u lk it_ryoallboutp on October 31st, 2009 05:27 am (UTC)
i think so too, ryo won't let him go away~ (at least his hands won't XD)
thanks for reading!
lvlmakubexlvlmakubex on October 31st, 2009 05:04 am (UTC)
wonder if Myra is a fujoushi. XD;;
flirty!Ueda is so happening nowadays, I can understand how hard Nishikido tries to surpress his lusts feelings. lol
allboutp: newsallboutp on October 31st, 2009 05:29 am (UTC)
fujoushi?? (what's dat?)
yeps, i kinda lk him lk dat XD
ryo is always horny hehehehe~
thanks for reading
(no subject) - lvlmakubex on October 31st, 2009 05:45 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - allboutp on October 31st, 2009 06:31 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - lvlmakubex on October 31st, 2009 06:56 am (UTC) (Expand)
-lhen-: tatchankamenajin on October 31st, 2009 05:30 am (UTC)
i love this~
ryo-chan's right tat-chan,
heheh you'll be lovers
no doubt about that^^
thank you for this..
definitely made my day^^
allboutp: sexy ryoallboutp on October 31st, 2009 05:40 am (UTC)
hahaha~ yes definitely!
thanks for reading this
murasaki_hime13murasaki_hime13 on October 31st, 2009 07:02 am (UTC)
Just who could resist Ueda when he's acting all cute....XDD
Go Ryo!
Love it dear^^
Thanks for sharing~
allboutp: tegomassallboutp on October 31st, 2009 09:50 am (UTC)
hahaha~ ryo will always b that way, when it comes to tatchan ^^
thanks for reading!
tacchan_hime on October 31st, 2009 07:08 am (UTC)
OMG!! O.o
Tatchan's sister sure will have heart attack..
The sexy osaka man always the horny one ne~
No wonder he bestfriends is Jin and Pi, XD

Thanks for sharing this^^
allboutp: shuji to akiraallboutp on October 31st, 2009 09:52 am (UTC)
hahahah~ if you put it like dat, then perhaps its true ne... but when it comes to tatchan, i think ryo sure cant resist him ^^
thanks for reading!
=3: Kao x Diemuseelo on October 31st, 2009 08:33 am (UTC)
Hehehehe Ryo x'D
Man, Tatsuya seduced him very well ô.ô'

Hahaha Ryo's last sentence is so fun xD

It was great, thank you so much =3
allboutp: ueda chuu~allboutp on October 31st, 2009 09:53 am (UTC)
yep, he seduced him, without even relizing it haha!
no prob, thanks for reading!
shiroiamy: Uedashiroiamy on October 31st, 2009 12:40 pm (UTC)
Ahhh, good.^^
allboutp: sexy ryoallboutp on November 1st, 2009 02:28 pm (UTC)
is that so??
thanks for reading ^^
hanny2luvhanny2luv on October 31st, 2009 05:00 pm (UTC)
Seriously, i'm giggling to this story starting from Kame's plan. And what a great plan that is. Hehe.

I love it, as usual. I'm sure his sister will try to kill him later, well not really kill him, but i'm sure Ryo will definitely protect him, ne.

Thanks for the fic.
allboutp: u lk it_ryoallboutp on November 1st, 2009 02:31 pm (UTC)
no prob...for that matter, i think Myra will calm her down
n i think there's a continuation after this (*whisper* just dont let others know...*shushh~*)
thanks fr reading!
twentyeytakotwentyeytako on November 1st, 2009 10:06 am (UTC)
myra is a ryosa shipper, i can feel it. :D

I LOVE THIS. :D soo cute. gaaah. TAT-CHAN. :D
&hearts &hearts &hearts &hearts
allboutp: newsallboutp on November 1st, 2009 02:32 pm (UTC)
yes, i agree for that one too
thanks for reading!
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Afrina: Ueda waitingunknown77_77 on November 1st, 2009 10:16 am (UTC)
ueda's act is cuuttee~~
i can bet anyone will fall for him~~ lol xD
bad ryo-chan~~

thankies~ :DD
allboutp: wifey Tallboutp on November 1st, 2009 02:34 pm (UTC)
maa~ if he act lk dat, who wont fall for him ne~
ryo is always lk dat around his hime ^^
thanks for reading!
endah96 on November 1st, 2009 11:26 am (UTC)
like it a lot. cheer me up on my bored and overloaded day
allboutp: kissu Pallboutp on November 1st, 2009 02:35 pm (UTC)
oh yeah, me too, im bored lk hell!
*looks around* not much ppl post fics n im having my exams tomorrow!
thanks for reading ^___^
(no subject) - endah96 on November 2nd, 2009 05:34 pm (UTC) (Expand)
fyad7: UTredjacketfyad7 on November 1st, 2009 04:59 pm (UTC)
ahh ryo... this was cute!! thanks for sharing!!!
dayenniez: shuuu..dayenniez on November 1st, 2009 06:28 pm (UTC)
ne~ I'm so late for this.
I like this so much & I want more!
hahaha~ sequel plzz??

~ Min-chan @ Rai-chan ~raixas on November 2nd, 2009 10:19 am (UTC)
*im freaking late*
arigatou lesa-neechan!! XD
i soooo looooveeee the fic!
thank you for this! *go back to physics bookS*
~ Min-chan @ Rai-chan ~raixas on November 2nd, 2009 10:20 am (UTC)
*damn typo* *curse*
lisa-neechan~ hehehe...gomen~
miruki: domo~miruiki on January 24th, 2010 09:08 am (UTC)
hee~ <3 i loved it ! XD
I can't believe those girly things worked on Ryo ! XD well it i Ueda after all :]]

I think I know where they're headed, yes ? 8D XD
unto Ryo's house ! XD
for a steamy night 8D XD

I loved it~! <3333333
Hugs to you neechan <33